Oh god, I'm dying. I love the idea of starry-eyed recruits learning about the absolute stupidity of their heroes. It's beautiful.

And of [i]course[/i] the only surviving Jedi would be a dumbass. That's magical. *_*

I'm thinking, more than anything, our morons need a pilot and a ship to round them out. 

I'll scribble up some ideas tomorrow after getting some sleep. I'm on PST, just a heads up.