Heya Phones!!

The best way to get back into the rythym and flow of writing and rping is, of course, to be writing. We always get down periods with lack of inspiration but the best way to pick that back up again is by of course writing. And this is an absolutely wonderful way to do so!

I did something similar to this once before on an old forum in a humorous, comical fashion - styled in the same way as old PC 'choose your adventure' type games but with humorous situations and results, allowing other posters to choose and determine the actions of what happened. It was shortlived, but most importantly of all it was a lot of fun. Let me link a few segments beneath a hider.

[hider=Pach's Grand Text Adventure!]
[u][b]DIRTY CELLS[/b][/u]

You wake up in a dirty cell. There is nothing else in the cell bar a barred window on one wall, a bunk bed in the corner, a mirror on one wall and the cell bars before you. You are alone, and you notice that you are without any clothes bar your under garments. You cannot remember why you are in the cell or how you came to be there. Your guess is as good as anyones, but you surmise you must have amnesia. Bummer.

You go to the mirror and begin to inspect your body.

[b]>>> Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?[/b]

[i]- i am very dude-like in appearance[/i]

You are a man. Of course you are, what a silly question to have to ask. You look at yourself in the mirror, studying your rippling physique and amazing tone of body. Your abs look like they are made of steel and your body hair is perfectly manly. Your chiselled chin and boyishly good looks complement your muscled body completely and your hair is like a gift from the gods themselves. You are so dudely that women swoon at a mere glance towards your person.

You are quite sure that it would be a great dissapointment to the world for your amazing self to continue to be locked in this cell.

You look around. Outside the cell you can see three other prisoners each occupying their own cell, although they are certainly more clothed than you. At the far end, by what looks like the exit is a guard at a desk, busily writing something down.

[b]>>> What do you now do?[/b]

[i]- seduce the guard[/i]

Your plan on seducing the guard is met with a peculiar response. You holler at the guard and he arrives. He stares at your attempts at seduction and whilst is deeply perplexed with confusing thoughts and is more than a little curious, he is a trained professional and resistant to anything of the sort. He has seen it all before but even then this is the first time he has had this done to him by a man.

"That's not going to work on me, buddy. Might on the ladies, but not me. Now shut yer trap, I've got work to do."

The guard moves back to his desk. Your valiant effort failed. Oh well, his loss.

But you find you're still stuck inside the cell.

[b]>>> What do you do now?[/b]

[i]- use laser beam eyes to break the bars[/i]

You have a flash of inspiration. You're sure that if you use laser beams fired from your eyes you can break the bars and escape from the cell. You look at the cell bars and stare intently. After a minute of intense staring and almost fainting out from lack of breathing you decide to give up. Your laser eye beams are not working. Whether this is because you never had laser eye beams in the first place or if you are just tired is a mystery for a later date.

"What are you doing?" asked one of the three prisoners. He was a rather dapper looking fellow wearing a tophat and a monocle. He was also smoking a cigar. That should be banned in public places. "It looked like you were trying to go for what one might say was a 'number 2'. Are you really that uncouth?"

You look at the other two prisoners. One is a rather buxom woman in a rather revealing dress who strangely has not already fainted at your magnificent prescence. She must be a lesbian. The other is a rather large and muscled half man, half wolf. You're not sure if you even like dogs.

"I say, who are you, anyway?" the gentleman inquires.

[b]>>> That's a good question. What IS your name, anyway?[/b] [/hider]

I'd imagine yours might be more serious in tone, but it is a fun game to play. :)

Also! Don't be afraid or dismissive of Casual, Phones. Whilst rps in that section might not write posts to the lengthy extent of Advanced, it doesn't mean the rp concepts, writing or players are in any way worse, and I think you'd be doing yourself a disservice by missing out on playing with some decent rpers and people in that section. :) It's also always good writing practice as well, and can help you get back into the motion of writing. :)

Hope you're doing well, Phones! <3