[quote=Asura]
Who'da thunk a school full of rich snobby girls would enjoy the presence of a homeless dude. :p
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Especially one that can turn into a Kam- Wait, wrong thing. Bums are cool though. They give valuable lessons, like how to unleash your inner sexual PuToTyhannosaurus.
Alistair has already perfected this art, and thus he is incapable of turning off his "swank".