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AN: *Straps on a... holy, shit that's big. Like... elephantitus-big. Wow.... Leo's totally about to get his ass REAMED. There... might be blood, actually*
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Leonard: *sweating bullets* ...Wait a minute...I just remembered I can do this. TOKIO WO KOMAE! *time freezes and he shambles to his feet, pulling his pants up* I never...ever, want to be an onii-chan again...*hobbles away as time is about to unfreeze*
IT: ...You made him depressed. Regardless of why, he's lost his reason to live, and you're responsible. 
Sokolov: I almost feel bad for raging Pickle.
Pickles: *continues to eat his severed tail*

Toridus: *digs bullet out of his skull* I GOT A PRIZE! 
Natalie: ...I think he got mild brain damage from the shot.