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Like you should shove a rotten banana down someone's throat until he dies.
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Found some guy passed out once. I got him on his feet, gave him a blood bag and an epi-pen. Nursed him back to health, I did. Then I shot him in the face because he'd killed my friend the day before. 

I can still remember it like it was yesterday:

"What ya upto Ash?"

"Nowt, just helping some poor guy out"

"Haha, okay. Where are you?" 

"One grid down from (forgotten town name)" 

"Oh yeh I got killed down there yesterday, by some twat called Koolkudos44"

*pause*

"Ash?"

"He can't hurt you any more..." 

Many lols ensued.