Burger King bought Tim Hortons! Now how am I supposed to assert my national identity if Americans own my favorite disgusting powder coffee and stale doughnut franchise?!

Oh, and the best part of this "gaming journalism integrity" nonsense? It wasn't that long ago when pretty much the entire video game industry was in a massive slander-filled console war where it was less about promoting your products and more about asserting how your competitors are sodomizing your mother and replacing your dog with a Korean refugee.

 Pardon me if I find a squabble over an indie game that ten people have heard about is entirely underwhelming, especially when the whole concept of indie games is basically a console generation old.