[quote=KnightShade]
You half your age before adding the seven dufus.
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What? I'm not referring to that. She was literally seven years older - I'm 18, she was 25.

[quote=Taaj]
I demand pics of the haircut. And pics of the girl you almost ran off with.
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No pics, unfortunately. Taking valuables out on a pub crawl on which you plan to get exceedingly drunk as a tourist in Eastern Europe is an invitation to have [i]all the things[/i] stolen from you. The only thing I took was thirty quid in my pocket.
As for the haircut, I'll update once my friends upload the holiday pictures. I couldn't take any because my phone is OAHOFSJLS;JDPWFL (read: all the fucked up.)