Oh yay, this one!

Male (noage4u)
I don't like being 5'11", or maybe even a little smaller. It [i]IRRITATES ME[/i] that I didn't reach teh six-foot marker! [i]GRAAAAAAAAAAAARHG![/i]
*ahem*
I pretty much exclusively write females, which is only further enforced by Touhou fanfiction; pretty much the only fanfiction I read or write ^_^