[quote=Wayne]
I really want to try making pasta with some squid ink some time. Only thing is, where the fuck do I get some? And I'm in Alberta, so I'm pretty much inland.
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Easy

1) Go to boat
2) Go to sea)
3) Jelly
4) ???
5) Sqoodles
6) Sqoodle Ink speeghata
£££ Profit