[quote=Kaga]
And then she fell asleep while we were watching Classic Who together. I find this kind of adorable. :3
[/quote]

write an erotic slashfic about you and her and leave it in her underwear drawer

make it like four thousand words long

excruciatingly sensual details

don't say anything after she finds it

every time she looks at you just give her finger guns and backpedal out of the room