[quote=Sable]
write an erotic slashfic about you and her and leave it in her underwear drawermake it like four thousand words longexcruciatingly sensual detailsdon't say anything after she finds itevery time she looks at you just give her finger guns and backpedal out of the room
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I-...

.........

....This actually sounds like it could be very fun.

I mean she is a really fun person to mess with.