Full nation name: Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Location: Unified Korea super happy
Leader name: Best Leader Greatest Party Chairman Supreme Leader Also Best Golfer Shin Bin Eun
Capital: Best City Super Happy Place Pyongyang
Government type: Best State Juche Socialism WITH REAL ELECTIONS!!!
Total army personnel: Numbers cannot define our infinite soldier best superiority
Total navy ships: Numbers cannot define best superiority of our ships
Total air planes: Numbers cannot define best superiority of our planes
GDP: best gdp doing super perfect everyone happy have much income
Population: Our women superior birth too many to count