I don't much care for the new way of saying 'lol'. 

In any case, we'll try my system. Even if it doesn't work, you all have to act grateful that your GM cares so much about the RP as to spend his entire day messing about with it. 

I've started adding region descriptions. They're brief, allowing for player-creative license, but basically rule out people finding doomsday weapons in the starting areas, and let you know what kind of monsters to expect - and how hard they should be to kill.