[quote=ActRaiserTheReturned]
Kreepy Pasta Kombat: The Rules:Okay guys. . . I'm challenging Spam to Kreepy Pasta Kombat. We will all write Kreepy Pastas. Each Kreepy Pasta will be reviewed by members of Spam. The Winner will get to host their Kreepy Pasta as a role play.
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The Word of the Day is grammar.

[quote=ActRaiserTheReturned]
 [b]I'm challenging Spam to Kreepy Pasta Kombat.[/b] 
[/quote]

I don't think Spam appreciates being the Backup. 

[quote=ActRaiserTheReturned]
[b]The Winner will get to host their Kreepy Pasta as a role play.[/b]
[/quote]

This sounds more like a punishment than a prize. 

Your game is broken; fix it.