[quote=Derpestein]
This one time a couple had sex for procreational purposes

Holy shit

The terror
[/quote]

Speaking of procreational sex. 

THERE I WAS walkin' down the road, now this past week has been rather foggy, so foggy even the lighthouse could not penetrate the thick mist that covered the land. Suddenly I heard a piercing wail of an infant from somewhere in the fog. It was creepy, Yarr!