*zaps the grenade so that it instead just gives off a light breeze, I turn the sunglasses into earwax, and make it nighttime* YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO LOOK AWESOME.

Becausr that's my job.

*goes into an open field and begins walking forward in slow motion as it turns to sunset, then makes a nuke go off in the distance behind him, in slowmotion*