[quote=mdk]
Survival and evasive-survival are mutually exclusive. Shoot as many animals as you like -- cook 'em on a nice, biiiiiig fire next to your improvised lean-to. I'll spot you from a mile away.You know, as long as the jungle is wheelchair accessible. But it would have to be, right, or else that's discrimination.
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Just get in your spare fighter jet.

You airforce guys have those after you leave the service, right?

Oh...wait...

Just use a drone. You've gotta have at least one lying around.