[quote=Bounce]
I had a 486 processor with a 9.6 dial-up modem and AOL. To this day, my parents still don't know what any of those things mean. Plus, there weren't any message boards (that I knew of anyway) back then. InsideTheWeb and ezBoard didn't pop up until I was in college. 
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That sounds ominously like a certain Tom Hardy Bane speech...