Lucius... Your character is crazy.

Now that's out of the way, convincing you to join is mein fuhrer's decision. I'm but a meager knight among the masses. When I read your post, I actually thought you were talking about Claire's dog since she's also an athlete, minus some of the other stuff, and thought maybe your character thought she was a male. Had a mini-heart attack, thought I was gunna have to go commando on you.

But should you join Black or White, either way, friends > enemies. No touchy my doggy..