So, after a quick tutorial with some weird yellow dude dressed like a fighter pilot, I can take a peek in our inventory.

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Tutorial Certificate of Completion
(wearable)
(special)	

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Frogler
(no trade)
(special)
This Petpet is made entirely from cardboard so its really easy to look after.

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Liobits
This Petpet is made entirely from cardboard so its really easy to look after.
(no trade)
(special)

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Starter Green Paint Brush
Your pet will love being painted with this brush! Only available in newbie packs and NOT for sale or trade.
(no trade)
(humming)
(RARITY 175)

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Starter Red Paint Brush
Your pet will love being painted with this brush! Only available in newbie packs and NOT for sale or trade.
(no trade)
(humming)
(RARITY 175)

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Ultra Fashionable Potato Sack
All the cool Neopets are wearing potato sacks these days. Its all the rage in Meridell.
(wearable)
(special)

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Wooden Blocking Shield
This magical shield can be used by any pet and increases your pets defense when used in combat.
(special)

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Mashed Potato With Gravy
Oh dear, they were a little skimpy with the gravy on this one...

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Blue Ixi Plushie
Aww its a cute little Ixi plushie. You just HAVE to take this home!
(rare)

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Mystery Of The Kougra Paw
Someone has stolen the precious gem and the only clue is a strange shaped Kougra paw print...
(uncommon)[/centre]

..... So basically a bunch of shit.

[b]A_Future_Big_Mac says: Seen any good concerts lately?[/b] because he likes to seem pretentious to those who can't just drop money on concerts. Your cow has no manners, good job.

[b]Health:	8 / 8
Mood: content
Hunger: bloated
Age:	0 hours
Level: 1[/b]

Obviously his stats are fine because he's a fucking newborn. We have 2,500 NP which is practically pocket change.

[url=http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/jordans_sa/world1.jpg]A list of places on the Neopia map[/url]

Also, we're homeless.