Sounds a lot like the late-stages of an unrelated zombie-RP where we raided a few british armories, liberated some slaves, [i]and then got invaded by France[/I].
-Because the joke was that regions of France had made it illegal to die already, and was therefore better prepared for such things, also: Outbreak of 1951.

My character took a Milan to the face using a literal museum-piece machinegun because it took .303 rimmed ammo (ammunition was still scarce, but we kept clinging to our automatics, especially when people started shooting back).
-Bows, crossbows, and high-end air-rifles (.22 cal) are great for one or two, but when [i]the mob[/I] comes around...

Since the character was based on myself down to the last, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbU7f1rv3dY]he was already deaf and blind due to untreated medical complications[/url].