[quote=Dervish]
He was a pioneer in discovering the lethal application of preliminary firearms technology via application to the cranium.
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I'm disappointed Dervish. I expected his femurs too finally have snapped at an inopportune moment. *sighs* Just goes to show; if you want something done right, do it yourself.

[quote=rpg101]
His martyrdom for the glorious Temple of Science will be remembered forever. We'll have prayer cards with his image emblazoned upon them, with our Creed "Yea, Science Bitch" etched in script looming at the top of the card.
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This is acceptable. You may not have failed as completely as once thought Dervish. :p