Tea: *Awkwardly tries out her first cuddle* Am I doing this right?

CW: Go figure frickin' IRISH gets the goddamn 666th post. I'M CALLING DIBS RIGHT NOW ON THE 999 POST!!! PLAY THAT FUCKING GAME, IT'S JIZZ-WORTHY!!!!

Er... sorry. I kinda broke the 5th wall for a minute there.