[quote=idlehands]
This is probably why most of world generalizes Americans as a bunch of spoiled slack jawed fatasses. 'Murica. 
[/quote]

-Whispers from behind his hand- 
Trust me, it's the only way you can get through to the stupid ones.

 -Looks up-
 HEY! GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. JESUS CHRIST!