"I present to you, my latest venture!" Mkkt Bkkt announced ripping a tarp from a mound, It revealed a small computer and various clubs, "A golf simulator! A real bargain, only 350 credits at that so it won't break the bank!" He continued to great length. The reminder of the crew were skeptical, apart from Dorris who had already picked up a club to try her hands, who even programmed a sports module into her anyway? Mkkt Bkkt claims to never have done it, maybe Melvin the Shoe Shiner was already a remodelled unit? 
"So why do we need a golf simulator?" Maak'r asked, "It's not as if were short of activities for Dorris to beat us at on this ship," he would never forget day where he lost I his honor in that pillow fight. Mkkt Bkkt had a ruptured tentacle after the event.
"Well, you see, it'll encourage physical activity among the crew members?"
"We only have five people left, everyone got eaten by the space squid which drilled itself into deck six."
"Still, we can't be getting obese can we?"
This time Kaila piped up, "Mkkt, have you spent all of our budget on a GOLF SIMULATOR?"
"I may have, slightly spent a little bit of our money I must admit. But it was a bargain! We can sell it for 500 credits I'm sure of it!"
A spark leapt from the console of the new simulator, knocking the golf club from Dorris's grip mid swing.

The Aryana as it happened was floating in the middle of deep space, the space squid on deck six had damaged a few systems and Kaila was trying to fix them, it would take a few hours at least. As soon as the basic systems were fixed the crew could start flight to the market centre until the warpframe was calibrated.