Oh laird, Icarus; I don't think that was such a good idea. 

Brovo, Brovo! Please don't bag Icarus; he's developed advanced Stage IV Icarus Disorder; an incurable life-threatening condition causing uncontrolled smart-assed side effects.

So ... that being said ... could I ... say ... interest you in a pack of pre-cataclysm MREs to change your mind? 

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Fresh out of the box, hot off out of the bag! My treat?