[quote=Wraithblade6]
lol These are so funny. i found a ton, but here's a subset:Shikaru!Yo mama is like a converging lens; wider in the middle than on either of the ends. Yo mama is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters! Yo mama is so obtuse, they taught about her in geometry. Yo mama's mass to volume ratio is such that she is able to float in a area of pure nitrogendioxide. The topology of your mom is very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves. The volume of your mom is an improper integral. The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.source: http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamamathjokes.html
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NERD.