Fablets, pshhhhaw. 

If I want a bigger screen I just use my laptop. I don't like not being able to fully work my phone with one hand (need to be able to eat, open doors, high-five passersby, etc.) and even though I have long fingers it's still a stretch. Though I've never had an iPhone before, I'm used to holding my iPod which is significantly shorter and thinner. Guess I'll get used to it, the slightly bigger and taller screen is kinda nice, I may watch things on it more often. 

Honestly though, the best thing about having a real phone is the personalized ring and text tones. I get the greatest looks when I get a text and it sounds off with an R2-D2 screech.