[quote=Raxacoricofallapatorius]
You've probably already checked but maybe you should see if she's on something...
[/quote]

I was just about to say, "I think the only drug she could possibly be on would be copious amounts of caffeine", but then she offered me a Mtn Dew and I told her, for the hundredth time, that I don't drink soda.

And then she asked me if she looked any better with make-up on, and I told her, for the thousandth time, that asking me about her appearance will get her nowhere since [i]every[/i] time she asks me how she looks I'm all like "you're fiiiiiiine" and since I'm not attuned to this kind of shit at all I can never tell her which skirt looks better on her or w/e. And I explain this to her every time she asks about that sort of thing.

So now that I think about she does kind of have an atrocious memory. o.o But, I mean, she claims her mom had her tested and she didn't have anything diagnosable, so...