[quote=Antarctic Termite]1- Everest[/quote]
No problem, pay the travel expenses and I'll make you weep.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]2- Wrestle a giant squid[/quote]
Two questions: Where is the match? What kind of wrestling? If we choose a very structured form of wrestling and fight at the squids home arena, I'm in a bad spot. If it's on land, with a simpler fighting style, that bitch is mine.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]3- Construct a robot using stir fry and floppy discs[/quote]
I would honestly just eat the stir-fry while building the robot out of a floppy disk.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]4- Impersonate AxirTheHedgehog for ten days[/quote]
No.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]5- Parachute into an erupting volcano while cooking the perfect omelette[/quote]
I do not like eggs, and I will refuse to cook them if given a choice. So may I recommend a burrito?

[quote=Antarctic Termite]6- Raid the Valley of the Kings and put fluffy pink wigs on all the mummies[/quote]
The problem of logistics comes in here, where am I getting these wigs? And how do I get that many in crypt? If left to solve this completely on my own, I might have to air-drop these wigs, or use a kind of solution that will grow pink hair when exposed to air.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]7- Cultivate cactuses that can be safely used as dildos.[/quote]
Knowing what I know of people and their fetish's, I could pick up and cactus, give it to the right person, and win this one in seconds.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]8- Replace a light bulb; A specific light bulb the location of which you must figure out for yourself[/quote]
Done. Thanks for reminding me.

[quote=Antarctic Termite]9- Perform eye surgery with a spatula[/quote]
Honey, I've done blind IV sticks with Night-vision goggles on while taking fire, this won't be a problem. And you might want to define "Surgery".

[quote=Antarctic Termite]10- Pull a bunny out of a hat.[/quote]
Good, i'll just have to put him in there first.