[quote=thewizardguy]
Johnathan wields a large longsword, reforged many times through the ages and expertly kept, polished, cleaned and sharpened after every battle. On it's blade, the name of every great opponent slain by Johnathan is inscribed in ancient Latin, forming hundreds of tiny sigils. Furthermore, the hilt is adorned with a series of thin blades, so that if it is held wrong, the wielder risks losing his fingers. This was added to ensure that only Johnathan would be able to wield the blade properly.
[/quote]

Hehehe...