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9. Top Ten Crimes You've Gotten Away With
8. Ten Greatest Drug Trips You've Experienced
7. Ten Weirdest Places You've Woken Up Without a Non-Vital Organ
6. Top Ten Dangerous Situations That Could Have Been Averted if You Spoke a Second Language
5. Top Ten Countries You've Been Banished From
4. Top Ten Famous People Who Slept With You (Consensually)
3. Top Ten Famous People Who Slept With You (Non-Consensually) 
2. Top Ten Escapes From Lynch Mobs That Resulted in the Death of a Innocent Bystander 
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