[quote=Professor_Wyvern]
I'm just a barber! I cut hair, shave the face, pull teeth, amputate limbs and other assorted things! But I have not once killed man through shaving! How dare you accuse me!Just come to my shop and I'll give you *Menancingly sharpens straight razor on strop, while humming a merry tune*
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You seeing this guy? My appreciation for him is balancing on a knifes edge
Put simply he's cutting it close when it comes to making friends here...