[quote] The PE instructor eventually emerged, yet she likely wasn't the one Saoirse was thinking of, as this instructor appeared to be a girl, and much more agreeable than the image Saoirse had painted. [/quote]

3 Posts after the one that included that line

[quote] 'Is there a problem here, Saoirse?' he demanded, his eyes clouded from the residue of some party drug. It wouldn't come to a surprise to anyone that the various broken needles around school grounds came from his heroin abuse. 
'Aye. I'll die if I do this!' she growled. 'Nonsense!' snorted the coach. 'I built this myself last night'. Some job, you drug addled wanker. 'It is a requirement of the school to take a part in these challenges unless you can cite a medical issue that prevents you from taking part. And you look fine to me, baby girl, if a little thin. Eat more, you'll get curves someday. Assets are needed by you ladies nowadays' he continued[/quote]

I don't know if the laws of engineering apply to gender roles, I would think that would lie within the boundaries of biology, but if genders were included in our basic understanding of engineering I'm fairly certain a girl can't switch to a boy in half a second. That's just me not knowing anything though. 
Oh, also, basic engineering would dictate that a single drug addled sports instructor would not be able to construct a standing four story wooden tower in one night, but I guess that's just me thinking funny business as well.

[quote=Dinh AaronMK]Well let us not forget the blessing of the unsound engineering that is twenty people to a single spool of zip chord, thereby making no one their own anchor.[/quote]

I posted a week earlier:

[quote] The spool was rather multiple pulleys hooked together, [/quote]

In no way had I specified all they would hang the students by was zip chord. I also made the mistake of assuming that people understood that there was such a thing as auto-lock pulleys or spring-loaded pulley systems often used in rock climbing.

I tried nudging you guys to stop creating your own facts out of thin air but I guess I'm not dedicated enough to this to provide ample information so you don't have to. Since I failed on that front, have at it. This is more for the fun of all participants, and you guys are a lot more interested in this than I am.