[quote=Thedreadpirate]
In my defense, I would do this if I were being eat IRL too, even if it was by a half-Illiterate, Hulk-like Figure (not that James is, it just adds more emphasis to the statement to say it like that)ahem:"HUNGRY....""I know you're hungry, but you can't just eat me raw""TAKING TOO LONG....""You're the one who kept me in a freezer for 4 days, now I have to thaw""THEN GRAAK EAT?""No, we've been over this, after that you lightly season me with spices, Mash some potatoes, and put me and then potatoes in an oven, and wait a few hours for me to be cooked both inside and out, make sure you take the potatoes out before though, otherwise they'll burn, then you take me out and wait another hour for me to cool, then you pour some wine and put out some fruit, put me and the potatoes on the table, drizzle some sauce over me, THEN you eat me""MAYBE GRAAK FIND LESS OBNOXIOUS MEAL......""Well if you do, put me back in the freezer or let me go, otherwise I'll go bad, you don't want that"
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You know, I doubt even James has ever had a corpse talk back to him before.....