Damn it. Now I'm curious what would happen if I did change it back to 'peasant' and just sat there, innocently chewing on a thigh and blinking over at James, WHILST sitting next to a boy somewhat terrified of him. A human boy. From a royal family, as it were, but still a human boy. Elves can be cannibalistic too. ...ish. It would be a lovely feast, let's all cook Guy the peasant and I get the leg because you know, a growing Elven woman needs her daily fix of meat ahaha. We'll give the bones to whoever's interested. Disembowel him as you'd like. I actually want to call dibs on the liver, though. That tastes amazing if cooked well. <<" I mean not human liver but... >> You know what? Yeah. Human liver! And Xelou could flirt with her, but he'd have to keep in mind she's his magic teacher. She might be 20, but she's one of the youngest teachers there, so yeah...perhaps mistaken for a student, apart from that ring she (now by order of Third. Grumblegrumble) wears.