"The ship is hit!!" Called the ship commander a terrifying... Grunt?
Suddenly awaking from his slumber upon the CSO Vampire Blargunson the Third panicked and fell back into an Escape Pod. A passing Grunt (I bet you it was that jerk Phillup) noticed the Priest laying in the pod, and decided to hit the Eject button. 
"This'll be a long blurggin flight." Blargunson muttered to himself... at least he kept a TV in the pod. "I wonder what's on," clicking on the TV a series created by these people "RoosterTeeth" about the red people and these blue people who apparently disliked each other lived in the same gulf came on. "Nothing much better to do, besides the holy texts of the Food Nipple, or preferably the Prophets..."