-Months after being ejected into the depths of space-
Strandee log #548 
"Space is long and black and lonely and I think I'm insane. There's a giant marble, and my ship is about to hit it. Good because my supply of food is out and I think the great Food Nipple is talking to me, why couldn't it have been the prophets who spoke to me... Anyway, I think it's getting warm in here... oh oh it is I'm entering the atmosphere of what I thought was a marble but is a planet... I'm going down... this is gonna hurt... I hope there's people"
-crashing sounds, lots of Sangheli curses being mixed with other languages-
"I give that crash a 10 out of 10... I'm exiting the ship... oh hey a very tall humanoid." Blargunson noticed as he stepped out of the Ship.
"Hello Tall Humanoid person, I am Sir Blargunson the Third priest of the CSO Vampire, I demand you tell what place I am stuck in and tell me which religion do you follow?"