Alfred Dickbutt rubbed his chin that was actually a set of ox testicles appreciatively as the palanquin arrived at the entrance of the hall, carried by four big buck black men. He knew they were worthy servants, as they had cuckolded him on many occasions and had borne him many children with his wife, an infamous coalburner. As he approached the palanquin Reinhard Heydrich, his ever loyal pangolin sub-minister, presented him a scroll clasped within his widdle talon. "News from the Semitic provinces, your highness." it spoke in its irritatingly kawaii manner. "Fuck" he remarked as he ascended his ass to the palanquin. He unscrolled the scroll. Scrolling through, he found the dick wolves cross pollination program, his most favored brain child, had been an unmitigated success. Unlike his other children, this one wasn't born to a gigantic black dick. Yes. With this super weapon, he would be able to at last bring prolapse to the asiatic bolshevik menace that had plagued the glorious Fedora Lands of Euphoria for so long. 

With a crack of his whip, the negro servants hoisted the palanquin and the ambulation commenced wholesale.