The durgan burped disgracefully as it vored the plane whole. Alfred reached for his locket. With a push of a button, its heart shaped pendant sprung open. On one side was a picture of his wife with a mass of erect black penises positioned around his face. On the other was Kai Blers. "Never will I pound that boy pussy again" he murmured to himself remorsefully. He gripped the locket in hand and stood up, placing one foot upon the deck of the plane as he thrust his closed fist to the heavens and declared, "I die a real human being! I die a hero! I die... for a kingdom like no ther!" 

Then there was darkness.

Then there was light.

Then there wasn't durgans.

Durgans didn't real.

Yes, at last, he would be free from this pickle. Durgans didn't real! Neither did religion! 
With this euphoric realization, Alfred set the nations of the world free. No longer would they be oppressed by the moralistic, communal minded teachings of religion. No longer would people strive to better themselves in fear of divine judgement. No longer would people have hope for a life after death.

As his plane crashed into the ground, science doves flocked from around the world and took segments of it away and forged them into mighty fedoras. In a great flock they flew over the nations of the world and gave these fedoras to the children of the world. They danced and played. Richard Dawkins was recited to the delight of all, and popcorn that gets caught in your gums was abolished forever.

THE END

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