What?! Oh come on! So I'm screwed then? I literally show up, and am now forced to deal with an INESCAPABLE breaking of my character's legs as he falls fifty freaking feet, is immobilized, and summarily stabbed by a dude with a stick?

Do you know how many cobblestones are in a road? all of those EXPLODING upwards at once, with no room to miss, should have pulped the Evoker instantly! This whole wave shouldn't have happened!