Put this through text-to-speech... the British version

You can't handle:
-TF2
-FPS games in general
-Every violent game
-Violence
-Swearing
-Games with blood
-Bloody JRPGs
-Blood and gore
-NSFW Lugia pics
-Me
-Me, again
-Digimon
-Clones of Digimon
-Clones of Yu-Gi-Oh
-Alcohol
-Guns
-The grip of a gun
-The notion of death
-Revenge
-Domination
-Banning
-Solar Wind/Solawind
-Low-gravity environments in roleplaying
-[REDACTED] [i]"Of course I can't just fucking say it." -KaBling[/i]
-Your tree fetish
-Your bird fetish
-Your '1' fetish
-Minecraft
-Steam
-Your computer
-Your computer handling you
-Your ass being handed to you
-"A LOT OF SHIT"
-Me arguing
-Me ranting
-This list
-You can't handle this
-Music outside of JRPGs
-Any sort of music
-Anything that can be considered music
-EVERYTHING
-People not dying
-Affairs with legendaries other than Lugia
-League of Legends
-My game idea
-Me for the third time
-YOUR MOTHER!
-Your father...
-People stalking you
-Me stalking you
-Just about anything stalking you
-Paranoia
-Ebola
-A rash on your hand
-TITS - there's a lot more to this
-Noobs
-Scrubs
-Cunts
-Commonwealth
-Asians other than Chinese
-Other ethnicities
-Mexicans
-Immigration
-Aliens
-Democracy
-Democrats
-Obama
-Robots running the senate
-Nanobots
-Air
-Stress
-Emotions
-Your brother
-Yourself
-YOUR HEAD
-More stuff
-Internets
-Comprehension
-Originality
-More time on the Internet
-Friendship
-is
-Magic
-Friendship on its own
-Digital Monsters
-Digital anything
-Digi
-Fingers
-Hands (of small size)
-Your house
-Economy
-Economics
-Business studies
-College, let alone university
-High school
-Intermediate school
-Primary school
-Kindergarten
-Home school
-Truancy
-ANY sort of university certificates
-Graduations
-Parties
-Social gatherings
-Yveltal
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-Bread
-Toast
-Toasters
-Any kitchen appliances
-Time
-Space
-Dialga
-Arceus
-Law
-Anarchy
-Pootis
-Gottam
-Valve
-3
-Half Life
-MLG
-2mlg4u
-rekt m8
-sample text
-doritos
-mountain dew
-XBones
-Microsoft
-illuminati confirmed
-The formula in which anything related is put together in this list before moving onto something else
-Newton's law
-Physics
-Anything related to the universe
-Philosophy
-Greeks
-Romans
-History
-The Simpsons
-Other American TV shows
-TV shows from overseas
-Anime
-Manga
-Your parents knowing about your sock and Japanese media fetish
-A lot more stuff