I dont know, I can be pretty offensive on accident. Words and ideas pop ot of my mouth before the tact filter switches on. So im trying to watch that.

I like cooking with other people, but alone its just boring.

Still, I BOW TO NO ONE!! (Except the landlord i suppose....)

First of all, I havent done it yet, so don't judge yet. Secondly, they are 18 to 20, and he drinking age really should be 18 or 19 like in most other countries. So i dont really care if they drink. Thirdly, im curious as to what youhave against alcohol? Its basically just a legal drug. Too many people use it to self-medicate, and thats fucked up, but considering how expensive legit medical help can be, i cant fault them for doing what it takes to get through their lives, so long as they dont harm anyone else in the process. If i could afford alcohol I would probably drink mostly to deal with stress myself. 

I couldnt find a napkin to squish the roach in so i threw it out the door.

Ethan might learn to enjoy it, but hes had to be very self-sufficient. It wouldnt be easy for him to accept a protector in the long term. Its too much of an unequal relationship.