Omake for Ob. Because he wouldn't have fucking posted otherwise:

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Marina rubbed her temples, sighing. 

"Uncle Lucas, I think I hate you right now." 

"Meh." The man in question shrugged, taking a sip of his coffee. "Blame your aunt for making me watch over you two for the day. Not my fault she got called in to work on her day off." 

"You know, I think you did this to my brother once." Ari groaned, scowling at Lucas. "I'm pretty sure the maids that time [i]weren't crossdressing[/i]." She glowered at her brother's best friend, but the effect was mitigated by the fact that she was having her back rubbed by a very pretty man in a maid outfit. As a matter of fact, all three of them were. "Every time you babysat us when we were kids, you weren't trying to [i]actively traumatize us[/i]."

"Point of order," Marina piped up, looking rather awkward given the fact that a crossdresser in a maid outfit was giving her a backrub. "Kyubey." 

"You know, you two could just relax and enjoy the backrub," Lucas said, actually looking rather comfortable. "Then again, that'd make this entirely pointless for me." 

"Hate you. Hate you so much."