I have the magic if diplomacy, and... If that fails to work. There is always flailing stuff at it.

Insane idea, oh very, but it could work, hopefully. If it doesn't uh, things will get really damn ugly. At the very least it'd stall for time. Which is a good thing, gotta stall for time when the fucking Gnoll and Crazed Pet attack.

Also blood is a pain to clean up.