[quote=Cuco]
Warakuma high reports record interest in the local soccer club. Mostly squealing girls and this one guy named Sato Hashimoto.
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[b]"Warakuma has a perfect season this year in soccer. Other teams report forfeiting and fleeing in fear after being given a rabid look by all the female soccer players and a young man by the name of Sato after being given a rousing speech by supposed team captain. In other completely unrelated news, second year Noboru Yamamoto was found near the school with barely any clothing attached. Police suspect muggings in the area, and warn all students to be careful while traveling their path to school."[/b]