[quote=Azarthes]
I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you
[/quote]

Oh, so am I, and I'm failing, and I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blonde little shit just strolled up to my post, stepped in on my joke, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father. 

Now be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?