[quote=Boboclown89]
Right now, I just go to a rich couple's house and hand out candy on the doorstep. The house is a mansion and is always deocrated with Gargoyels, Paintings, and other mansion-stuff. When halloween rolls around, it's filled with decorations and candy. We stay out on the doorstep and hand out candy. I stand between the children and the candy on the walkway to the doorstep. I'll likely wear a clown costume, or something. I've never really gone to a costume party, but I probably will sometime.
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Stuff yourself as a scarecrow. Sit very, very, still.

Also, for the weeks beforehand, have a decoy-scarecrow on the porch.

Shit. Have [i]twenty[/I] living scarecrows on the mansion-grounds.

The number of scarecrows that come 'alive' will be equal to half the age of the trick-or-treaters.

And give at least one a pitchfork. A real one.