[quote=Aragorn]
If this is high school, put a sign at the top of every doorway saying "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER THE ROOM."If not, bait them. Leave a candy bar on the desk and watch out the window to see who takes it.
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College. Meh. We need to start locking the door. That's gonna be a pain.

[quote=Walker of Darkness]
Yes, child. Let not their slight go unpunished. Fill them with dread as surely as you fill them with steel. Let even their dreams run red with blood as they learn their folly. Go now, child, and show them your righteous retribution! 
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See I wish I could laugh like that.