[quote=Raxacoricofallapatorius]
They'll forgive you so long as you're not the kind of person to steal other people's writing utensils.
[/quote]

Seventh level of hell, here I come.
Okay, to be fair, I'd never take it in the scenario you painted. But there are plenty of times I've borrowed pens and forgotten to give them back. Technically, and in the eyes of my school, I "stole" them.
And now I can't help thinking about how shitty a student I was. D: